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« on: April 19, 2012, 10:39:05 AM »




« Last Edit: May 15, 2012, 02:10:03 PM by sushigirl »
"At any given moment there is an orthodoxy, a body of ideas which it is assumed all right-thinking people will accept without question. It is not exactly forbidden to state this or that or the other, but it is "not done".
...Anyone who challenges the prevailing orthodoxy finds himself silenced with.

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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2012, 10:14:49 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2012, 10:25:32 PM »
LOL... good one.  ;D
"At any given moment there is an orthodoxy, a body of ideas which it is assumed all right-thinking people will accept without question. It is not exactly forbidden to state this or that or the other, but it is "not done".
...Anyone who challenges the prevailing orthodoxy finds himself silenced with.

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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2012, 07:23:41 AM »
"At any given moment there is an orthodoxy, a body of ideas which it is assumed all right-thinking people will accept without question. It is not exactly forbidden to state this or that or the other, but it is "not done".
...Anyone who challenges the prevailing orthodoxy finds himself silenced with.

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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2012, 10:29:34 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2012, 10:36:13 AM »
Thanks, another good one, GB!

Forward to O'Bummer:


If I were to write an article about Obama's new slogan. FORWARD, it would have looked just like the one published in FrontPageMag.com. So all I had to do was illustrate it.

The Obama slogan for 2012 is in and it's "Forward." The left has always been enamored of "Forwardism" or "Progressivism" which mean much the same thing. Before MSNBC had "Lean Forward," Mao had the Great Leap Forward, which killed some 40 million people, far more people than MSNBC can ever dream of tuning in to their programs.

When Lenin wanted to launch his own newspaper, he called it, "Vperod" or "Forward." The name has popped up on the mastheads of left-wing newspapers across the world. It's "Vorwarts" in Germany, "Voorwarts" in the Netherlands and "Ila al-Amam" in the Arab world.

Back in New York it's "The Forward."
"At any given moment there is an orthodoxy, a body of ideas which it is assumed all right-thinking people will accept without question. It is not exactly forbidden to state this or that or the other, but it is "not done".
...Anyone who challenges the prevailing orthodoxy finds himself silenced with.

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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2012, 10:58:16 AM »
They ought to make a movie about Obama and call it "Forward to the Past" (instead of "Back to the Future").

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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 02:12:49 PM »
See: Graybeard's Special Edition: stuff that's too special for Victorian Place

LOL

http://www.freedomportal.net/forum/index.php?topic=23567.0
"At any given moment there is an orthodoxy, a body of ideas which it is assumed all right-thinking people will accept without question. It is not exactly forbidden to state this or that or the other, but it is "not done".
...Anyone who challenges the prevailing orthodoxy finds himself silenced with.

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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2013, 09:12:12 PM »
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(written by kids)

 
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 (Love her)

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is .......

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
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...Anyone who challenges the prevailing orthodoxy finds himself silenced with.

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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2013, 08:47:28 PM »
For sheer originality and comic content, this surely, deserves to be recognized and recorded for it's supreme entertainment value.
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2013, 10:49:25 PM »


I like the ATT commercials, super-cute.  (BTW @Rudi many newer YouTube vids don't include old embed code & impossible AFAIK for non-mods to post.)

Puppy Brother: http://youtu.be/0TYdrfm7ya

Infinity:  http://youtu.be/cZh105_r2Qk (though of course white kid is the dumb one)


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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2013, 12:26:45 AM »
For sheer originality and comic content, this surely, deserves to be recognized and recorded for it's supreme entertainment value.

Second that motion